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Moore’s law states that the density of transistors doubles every two years.

This is usually done by making them smaller.

Therefore, less is Moore’s
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My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor.

Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared.

How come Apple-products have so small transistors?

Children have very small hands
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Why are so many robots progressive?

Many of them have transistors.
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Does R2-D2 have any brothers?

No, only Transistors.
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What do you call a priest who dresses in nuns' clothing?

A transistor
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What do you call your transsexual female sibling?

Transistor

What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component?

A transistor
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The future is now

An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon.

He called it the boba FET.
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