Siamese Twin Jokes - 13 Hilarious Siamese Twin Jokes

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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia...

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Fosters beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pour...

Why did the siamese twins go to London?

So that the other one can drive as well.

My Siamese twin recently passed away

But it's alright, it was about time to cut him out of my life anyway

Imagine if jesus had been born a Siamese twin...

...it would have been the perfect double cross!

A Siamese twin said to the other, “Wish we could be separated.”

The other twin replied, “That makes two of us.”

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial.

I'm so sorry.

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My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier.

I almost pissed himself

Me and my brother have quite the connection together

We're siamese twins

Note: I am actually not a siamese twin

Hercules returned after his most recent adventure in the city of Molione...

Hercules returned after his most recent adventure in the city of Molione where he defeated the demigod brothers, Eurytos and Kteatos, who were siamese twins and had the strength of 2 demigods.

At the temple, Hercules spoke to his father Zeus and asked him why he had to slay them when the gods...

A musician starts talking to a couple of girls in a bar.

Much to his surprise they turn out to be Siamese twins, joined at the hip. One thing leads to another and the girls wind up back at the man's apartment. They have more drinks and the man eventually talks the twins into bed. He makes love to one girl, then starts to make love to the other. The first ...

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"Give it here!" "No, it's mine!" "it's my turn!" "you had it last!" "come on gimme it!" "no way!" "but it's my go!"

Siamese twins having a wank.

My wife just caught me in bed with her sister

It's a risk you take with Siamese twins.

During quarantine - Lonely at home

I am lonely at home quarantined:

Day 1. Oh, that's nice.

Day 3. I read books and rest.

Day 5. I bingwatched "Friends".

Day 7. I talked to the washing machine, but I had worse days.

Day 9. My washing machine is angry. I never had worse days.

Day 11. I'm fine…...

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