What do you call a scientist who believes in ancient gods and goddesses?
Came up by myself!
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Why don't Norse goddesses like anal sex?
Because they're Asgardians.
I'll just Loki walk away now.
Girls talking about how they want to be treated like goddesses...
But you sacrifice a couple bulls and all of a sudden you got restraining orders against you.
According to Hesiod version, Orion was likely the son of the sea-god Poseidon and Euryale.
Orion could walk on the waves because of his father; he walked to the island of Chios where he got drunk and attacked Merope, daughter of Oenopion, the ruler there. In vengeance, Oenopion blinded Orion and drove him away. Orion stumbled to Lemnos where Hephaestus—the smith-god—had his forge. Hephaes...
A cowboy and his horse are wandering through the wilderness...
...when they're suddenly amushed by Indians. They tie his hands and feet together and lead him back to their camp. Upon arriving, the chief says to the cowboy that he is now their prisoner but is free to wander the camp as he chooses. BUT, if he should attempt to escape, he will be killed. That even...