What do you call a scientist who believes in ancient gods and goddesses?
Came up by myself!
Girls talking about how they want to be treated like goddesses...
But you sacrifice a couple bulls and all of a sudden you got restraining orders against you.
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Why don't Norse goddesses like anal sex?
Because they're Asgardians.
I'll just Loki walk away now.
A joke by Mirza Ghalib (renowned Urdu / Persian poet) translated into English
Not sure if the humor is lost in translation but I found it hilarious. Anyway here goes:
I got drunk under the influence of love and told her that she’s my Goddess;
I immediately sobered up when she told me that Goddesses are worshipped by many.
According to Hesiod version, Orion was likely the son of the sea-god Poseidon and Euryale.
Orion could walk on the waves because of his father; he walked to the island of Chios where he got drunk and attacked Merope, daughter of Oenopion, the ruler there. In vengeance, Oenopion blinded Orion and drove him away. Orion stumbled to Lemnos where Hephaestus—the smith-god—had his forge. Hephaes...
A cowboy and his horse are wandering through the wilderness...
...when they're suddenly amushed by Indians. They tie his hands and feet together and lead him back to their camp. Upon arriving, the chief says to the cowboy that he is now their prisoner but is free to wander the camp as he chooses. BUT, if he should attempt to escape, he will be killed. That even...