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Robotic Arm

A man's (lets call him John) arm is mangled in an accident and needs to have it amputated.

The doctors fit John with a new high tech robotic arm that is voice activated. The doctor has John run through some tests by placing a pen on the table on front of him and having him tell the arm to ...

I recently got three robotic appendages

It’s such a relief not to have to go out on a limb to get the groceries.

What do you call a robotic horse?

A woahh-bot

What makes Al Gore so robotic?

His Al Gore rhythm

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Another guy came in for a drink and th...

My robotics professor likes to tell people he's MIT

Made In Taiwan

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A world-renowned engineer steps up onto the stage to present his newest invention…

“Thank you everyone for coming. Today I am unveiling the product that has took our team months to perfect, and it is finally ready for people like you to purchase.”

The crows oohs and aahs in anticipation.

“It is my honor to present to you, the InfiniBoots!”

An assistant steps i...

How does a robotic Muslim pray?

Towards Mecha.

Startup idea: A robotic arm that automatically swaps out your NES cartridges for you.

Sure, you say it's a ludicrous idea, that it wouldn't have worked even if it was 30 years ago, the market doesn't exist, it's doomed to fail, etc.



But I'm telling you, it's gonna be a game changer.

Did you hear about the new store where you can plug in robotic limbs?

It's great even though they charge an arm and a leg.

What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor.

Cutting edge technology

Where do baby robotic vacuums come from?

The Woomba

I'll show myself out.

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