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Lakeside Jokes

Dixon Hormuz and Rosie Highman watch the sunset every day at the lakeside pier by their nursing home….

Everyday for 10 years running they sit on a bench while Rosie reaches down into Dixon’s pants and loving holds his retired baby maker in her hands while they watch the beautiful sunset glistening off the still lake.

One day, Dixon doesn’t come to pick her up at dusk. She fears the worst and ...

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Once there was a man with a 15 inch penis.

He absolutely hated it, because it was too big for any woman to handle. Every time he tried to have sex, he ended up accidentally hurting his partner.

One day he went to the witch at the edge of town and asked her to help him make it smaller. "I cannot do that," said the witch, "But I do know...

A young man named Theseus moves to a lakeside fishing village looking for work

When he arrives, he finds one of the residents, Justin, is interested in going out and seeing the world, and wants to sell his fishing boat to fund that trip. Thinking that it might be a good way to make a living, Theseus buys the boat and spends the next few years learning the trade, establishing a...

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A guy was taking a jog by a lakeside....

when he noticed a girl sitting on a wheelchair and crying. He went to her and asked,"why are you crying?", to which the girl replied,"I've never been hugged." The man hugged the girl and this made her happy. He then went on to continue his exercise. When he passed by the girl again he noticed that s...

A man finds a magic lamp...

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it and a genie comes out of it

The genie says: you have 3 wishes but whatever you wish for youre wife gets double

So the man says: I want a nice manison beside a lake

The genie replies: ok one lakeside mansion for you and two for youre wife
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never argue with a woman who reads.....It”s likely she can also think.

In th AM husband returns the boat to their lakeside cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude...

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