I call my girlfriend Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute.

I just really hope her mom gets shot.

Bambi really misses his mother

He misses her *deerly*

I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes.

But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.

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George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas

When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That swee...

I call my wife Bambi

She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes. But it's really because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle.

**Edit:** Some people have accused me of "being a plagiarist" and "stealing other's jokes"... Their words, not mine...

*Pause for comedic value*
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"Daddy, where did Bambi's mom go after she died?"

"Venice, son."

I have a lot in common with Bambi.

When we were both little we saw one of our parents get blown.

What do you get when you cross Bambi, and a ghost?

Bambi’s mom


(Credit to my aunt for this one)

I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi.

You can imagine my disappointment.

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Did ya here about that time Bambi went crazy and sat on Thumper?

He had a wild hare up his ass.

A blind Bambi walks into a bar.

Barman asks "And what the hell are you ?"

"No eye deer"

I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it.......

Bambo

Blonde Convention

Thousands of blondes meet for the International Convention for Blondes. The emcee says we are now going to show the world that blondes aren’t airheads and asks for a volunteer. Bambi raises her hand and the emcee invites her to the stage.
The emcee says, “OK Bambi what is 2+2 ?. Bambi closes her...

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BJ for Sore Throat

"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.


"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My throat really hurts."


Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore throat I give my husband oral sex and the next day I feel great."

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What’s Elon Musk’s favourite comedy?

Bambi

Why California is broke and Texas is not.

The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.<...

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