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Most people think that the testicles and the seminal vesicle are the same thing...

...but there is a vas deferens between them.

I used to think the epididymis and the seminal vessicle are the same

Until I realized there's a vas deferens between the two.

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A man goes to a brothel and asks for a unique experience.

A man goes to a brothel and asks for a unique experience.

The madam introduces him to a working woman with a glass eye whom brings him to her room.

Once there, she pops the glass eye out of the socket and tells the man to insert his penis in the orifice and thrust in and out.

F...

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The Queen of England take a diplomatic trip to the United States....

While there, she visits one of New York's best hospitals. As she is being shown around the hospital by a doctor, she comes across a man furiously masturbating in the hallway. The queen turns beet red and exclaims, "Doctor! Do you see what that man is doing?" The doctor looks then very nonchalantly s...

Having never meeting my father I asked my mom what he was like.

She told me it was a seminal experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p...

A man gets caught commiting an act of bestiality with a goat...

He confides in his lawyer friend who tells him not to worry because he'll take the case and he's never lost because he can always pick the most sympathetic juries.

It's the day of the trial and the farmer takes the stand and says "I done seen this guy hop over the fence, positioned his' self ...

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I remember the first time I ever masturbated...

... it was a seminal moment.

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