Seminal Jokes

...but there is a vas deferens between them.

There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient pleasuring himself right there in the hallway. "Wh... read more

A man goes to a brothel and asks for a unique experience.

The madam introduces him to a working woman with a glass eye whom brings him to her room.

Once there, she pops the glass eye out of the socket and tells the man to insert his penis in the orifice and thrust in and out.

F... read more

While there, she visits one of New York's best hospitals. As she is being shown around the hospital by a doctor, she comes across a man furiously masturbating in the hallway. The queen turns beet red and exclaims, "Doctor! Do you see what that man is doing?" The doctor looks then very nonchalantly s... read more

... it was a seminal moment.

Little Josie goes up to her daddy and asks, "Daddy, where do I come from?"

The father, not prepared for the Birds and Bees talk, decides to tell it anyway. He tells little Josie about boys having a penis which goes into the girl's vagina and when semen, a mix of sperm and seminal fluid, shoot... read more