I once ran for class president against a boy with terminal cancer
I know I lost to the simpathy vote, although in retrospective I did run a very negative campaign
"Vote for me, I won't abandon you in 2 months"
Whenever I embark on a DIY project, I always read the instructions carefully...
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My Grocery Store Experience
5-7min read. Based on a true story.
I was at the grocery store yesterday picking up some ingredients to make breakfast for the week. I already had a few essentials picked out like Milk, Eggs, & Bacon. Yes, Bacon is an essential. I moved to the cereal aisle but got stuck decidin...
You look awesome! Did you lose weight?
Did you just call me fat and ugly retrospectively?