It's a good thing Gatorade was created by the University of Florida
If it had been Florida State, they'd call it Seminole Fluid
Gatorades competition. [OC]
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
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An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance...
And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off.
See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. ...
Everybody knows that Gatorade was first used by the University of Florida's football program, but they weren't the first Florida team to create a hydrating beverage.
But unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.
A Native American just published a novel
Critics consider it a Seminole work.