A few years after the end of WWII, a Soviet scientist is doing some experimentation on a frog. He had previously taught it to jump, if he hears the word "jump".
The scientist says "jump!" to the frog, who jumps. Then the scientist cuts of one leg, then he says jump again, the frog ju...
A group of adventurers embarks on a quest
"DragonFlameKing", who is the highest level in the party, gathers the others before they begin the quest to discuss strategies and check their supplies.
-Alright, gear and equipments look fine so hear me out for a little bit. This quest is not too demanding but it's still hard. I am a Juggern...
A scientist and the Catholic Pope were eating lunch together while discussing the latest news in scientific discovery.
Scientist: Right now, my research team is working on trying to clone insects using gene-replicating techniques.
Pope: That is very interesting! How far have you come along with it?
Scientist: We have engineered the cloning process, now we are going to execute our next phase which is ex...
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They've finally done it!
After years of painstaking research and experimentation scientists have developed a serum that can regrow human body parts
In other news: Reports of individuals who have had their penis accidentally chopped off has increased by 100%
A couple years back, I stumbled on a surprising reference to the astonishing longevity of Aboriginal shamans living in the Australian outback. Reliable birth records aren't available before the early 20th century, but government officials have noted an astounding number of nonagenarians and centenar...
What do you get when you cross a girrafe with a goat?
Arrested for unethical experimentation.
A very bright scientist was conducting experiments on frogs
He spent a lot of time teaching them to jump as they heard the word *jump*.
And so, after he had 10 frogs that could jump when they heard the word *jump*, he took one to the experimentation room, put the frog on the table.
Sure enough, the frog jumped. The scientist wro...