Hey girl, are you a sieve?

'Cause you've been filtering out all my messages.

My neighbour has put up a fine mesh barrier between our properties.

I think it's a fence sieve.

How do you get a Leper out of a bath?

With a sieve

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I was straining on the toilet this morning.

"Where's the fucking sieve?" asked my wife.

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