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Sieve Jokes

Back in college

Back in college...

I'll never forget back when I was in college. There was this guy.. he had a long Scandinavian name, none of us could pronounce it, so we just called him Oe. Anyway, Oe and I were in fencing class together, we thought it would be an easy A.

Now Oe, he was a big guy, ...

My neighbour has put up a fine mesh barrier between our properties.

I think it's a fence sieve.

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I was straining on the toilet this morning.

"Where's the fucking sieve?" asked my wife.

How do you get a Leper out of a bath?

With a sieve

I spent some time yesterday pondering whether I was actually a small strainer used to filter out ink-based writing objects.

You could say I was a little pen-sieve.

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