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They call me Schizo man

because they donโ€™t exist

Today I was told I am developing schizophrenia

I guess I'll finally have a social life

A french man and his wife go shopping in America

As they are walking down the aisles, she is placing items in bags for them to buy. He is mindlessly walking behind her while she does so, he is missing the simple pleasures of France.
She stops and looks at her husband and holds up a loaf of bread. "Honey, do we need bread? Should I put it in a ...

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