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Why unemployed squirrels go to mental hospital?

Because that's where all the nutjobs are.

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The kid and the bussdriver

So a kid gets on the bus in downtown San Francisco, he takes the seat closest to the driver. He then proceeds to talk loudly out in to the air saying: If my mother was a mummy bear and my daddy was a daddy bear i would be a baby bear. The bussdriver looks at him and thinks "mmkay...?". The kid keeps...

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