Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It’s always at the centre of a tension.

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I just bought an egotistical keyboard

It's like a regular keyboard but there's no backspace button because I never make mistakes

Recently in court I was found guilty of being egotistical...

I am appealing.

What does the egotistical cheese say to itself in the mirror

Halloumi

He’s so egotistical he even signs his name to anonymous letters.

Anonymous

Ed Smith was a famous but rude ore trader in the area.

ED SMITH'S SHOP.

It was one of the biggest landmarks in the town. You could just look at that big metal sign and see how proud the man was of his trade.

No matter how good a businessman he was, Ed's arrogant behavior was loathed by pretty much everyone. He was too proud of his riches, ...

Nobel award winning physicist and his limo driver

A Nobel award winning physicist, who was afraid of flying, was on speaking tour of the nation's top colleges. He travelled by limousine to each destination to give his speech.
After two dozen engagements, the physicist and the limousine driver were having dinner before the next speech. The limous...

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The rude professor.

A biology professor in Italy was giving an anatomy class. "The largest penis was discovered in an archeological finding in rome". Two or three offended female students get up to leave. The professor says "hey girls" The female students turn around in a egotistical manner expecting an apology. The p...

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So little Johnny spends the weekend at grandpa's house...

*Little Johnny walks into the kitchen to find his grandpa smokin' a cigar*

Little Johnny: Grandpa grandpa, what is that?

Grandpa: it's a cigar little Johnny.

Little Johnny: can I have one?

Grandpa: well that depends, can your dick touch your asshole?

Little Johnny...

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Kim Kardashian’s ass is ridiculous

He’s egotistical too

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