Is it solipsistic in here?

Or is it just me?

When you first become a solipsist,

you want to tell everybody.

What's the worst part about being a solipsist?

Being the only person who gets your jokes.

Her crush is a solipsist

He's not even sure she exists.

I went to a Solipsists Convention this weekend.

Unfortunately, I was the only one who showed up.

So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, "you're a stupid solipsist...".

...and Gorgias says, "I know you are but what I am."

I'm madly in love with a girl who's a solipsist...

...but she doesn't even know I exist. :(

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

*noun
the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*

solipsist joke

I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us.

I held a convention for solipsists.

Nobody else showed up.

So I sent everyone home.

Rene Descartes walks into an empty room...

After some time he remarks, “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

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