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Lycanthropy Jokes

Where do people suffering from lycanthropy buy their clothes?

Werewolves of London

A man got cured of lycanthropy and defended his doctoral thesis on the same day.

Now he is looking for a post dog position

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My masturbation addiction and lycanthropy are really messing up my sleep.

I'm up all night tossing and turning.

I was cured of lycanthropy.

Now I'm a were-wolf.

What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?

A lycan'tthrope

My girlfriend is a perfect lady in the streets, but an ANIMAL in the sheet!

I wish she'd told me before we started dating. I'm not into lycanthropy.

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