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Saxophones Jokes

What do you call a person who breaks saxophones?

What do you call a person who breaks saxophones?

A sax offender

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Paddy coming back from holiday.

Paddy was at the airport going through Customs.

Customs: What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders?

Paddy: Oh just a lot of mobile phones.

Customs: So why so many mobile phones?

Paddy: Well on my travels I had a call from my mate Mick,

He told me that ...

There are only two instruments mentioned in the Bible

Trumpets and saxophones when they mention the "wailing of the damned"

Paddy was coming back from his holiday in America.

As he came through Customs, he had two sacks over his shoulders. The Customs officer asked him what he had in the sacks. Paddy replied Mobile phones.

The customs officer didn't believe him and asked to be shown. Paddy opened each sack and sure enough each contained quite a few phones. "What a...

A lovely, young couple wants to get married.

They approach the local priest to set up their wedding. The couple and the priest begin to discuss plans for their big day.

"We both play the Alto saxophone. Could we play a song during the ceremony?"

The priest says: "No, I'm not sure if that will work. Can one of you play tenor?"
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Everyone needs a little relaxation time once in a while [Long]

So my friend and I decided to unwind and visit this Day Spa that she highly recommended.

I had never heard of it before and asked her what was so great about it. However she refused to tell me why it was so good.

So we scheduled a visit for the following Sunday and when we arrived I r...

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