Sandwich Artist Jokes

Fitting, for a sub.




*precautionary NSFW tag; idk, I dont post much

She goes to the bank and steps up to the counter. She asks the teller, "How old do you think I am?"

The teller looks her up and down and guesses 35.

"Nope, 50!" she says, and goes to Subway for lunch.

She asks the sandwich artist behind the counter, "How old do you think I am?"<... read more

So you can finally say you are earning money as an artist.

The sandwich artist says, "Sorry, we don't serve chicken."

He then sees the sandwich artist (that's what they are called) is a skinny, young, inexperienced kid- a perfect target to bully while ordering some subs. He walks up to the kid and starts his order of his 6-inch sub

The kid then proceeds to cut a footlong sub bread in half for a 6-inch sub wh... read more