A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in. ...
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what do you get when you put your dick in a sandwich maker?
a paninis
What is a Vietnamese sandwich maker’s favorite pick up line?
Banh mi.
What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down?
A New Delhi
A reddit user goes to order a foot long sandwich...
The sandwich maker asks, "What would you like on your sandwich?"
The user says, "Oh, I like anything on a sub, except for mayonnaise and reposts"
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