I used to date a tennis payer...

Love meant nothing to her.

A Payer for Special Needs.

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need yo...

Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer?

Because he is a Toupéer

Tax inspector: You should pay your tax with a smile.

Tax Payer: I have tried several times, but every time they insist on cash.

[Civil servant joke] President Obama wants to know who's better: the CIA, the US Marine Corps, or the LAPD.

The President orders a single, clearly marked white rabbit to be released into the California redwood forests. Whichever service catches the rabbit wins the contest.

The CIA go first. They deploy surveillance drones, spy satellites and analysts to track down the target. The rabbit is small...

The Best Gambler in the World.

I read this joke online somewhere and thought I'd share it with you folks.

A man with his attorney walk into an IRS building to get audited. The auditor looked at the tax payer and said...

... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain...

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