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Rudest Jokes

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What type of elf is the rudest?

A go fuck yourself

Tom Hanks is the rudest celebrity I have ever met

I asked for an autograph and all he wrote was Thanks.
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Today I had the meanest, slowest, rudest cashier I've ever had.

I guess it's my fault for using the self checkout.
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Who's Santa's rudest elf?

Gofuckyours elf.

Bus drivers are the rudest persons on Earth.

They never give up their seats for elderly or disabled people.
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What's the rudest way to say that you're average?

You're mean.
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Have you heard of the naked guy who insults people for not being devoted to Buddha?

Talk about the rudest nudist Buddhist
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Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family?

Aunt Sally
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We’ve got the girl! You can have her if you give us the money!

Okay but this is the rudest dating agency I’ve ever used.
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What do you call a disrespectful chicken?

A rudester.
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Cabby revenge

Late at night, I had a bit to drink and asked the cabby if he could tell me how much to my place. I had only about half this amount and could he help me out. He said no in the rudest way possible.

Next week I see the same cabby in the front of the queue. so I go to the last cab in the rank a...

So, John received a parrot, as a gift.

Now this parrot was the rudest, noisiest, most foul mouthed parrot you can imagine. Every other word out of this parrot's beak was profanity, and strings of filthy insults - absolutely appalling behaviour!

Well, over the course of the next week, John tried speaking to it softy and calmly, pl...
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