The class is learning about the holocaust, when the teacher asks if anyone's grandparents died in the deathcamps. Little Billy puts his hand up.
"Oh... Class, let us hold a minute of silence for him. If it is not too indiscreet, how did he die?"
"Fell off a watchtower."
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Ms. Nugent, a retired widow went to the beach wearing a bra and thong.
Her husband had died a few years back and after years of mourning she decided it was time to get back in the game. And what better way than to go to the beach in a racy, sexy swimsuit to snag a man. In her youth, this plan never seemed to fail although in that time, they didn't have thongs.