Did you hear the mobster tell the punchline of the joke about the famous British chef that was skewered, clean through, after falling onto more than one male Bighorn sheep?
"Gored on rams, see?"
A man suddenly appeared at the gates of Hell… (Story Joke)
He looked up to see the Devil sitting at a chair.
“Hello my friend,” The Devil said kindly, “How are you this fine eternity?”
“A bit confused,” the man replied, “I didn’t realise that I was dead.”
“I understand,” the Devil said sympathetically, “Why don’t you tell me how you go...
A Man dies and goes to Hell...
... he looks around with an expression of great surprise at it's existence.
He sees souls getting skewered, souls getting beat up with chains, souls stewing in pans with devils pouring in the oil.
An approaching Demon bellows: "Choose your torture."
"Wait wait! Can I look aroun...
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A man's entire family was killed by a masked dolphin...
He set off on a quest for vengeance. He searched high and low for the identity of the masked dolphin. He traveled the world, asking dolphin Gurus and dolphin historians. He searched for ten years before he found his first clue.
In a shallow pool at the top of a tall mountain he found a dolphi...
animal football
The animals were bored.
Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."
He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field...
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