Why are uncooked noodles a cannibal's favorite food?
Because they love rawmen.
My Kid left some uncooked sausage out of the freezer overnight...
When I discovered it, I realized I was dealing with a spoiled brat.
I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday
It was an all-round solid meal
I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale
I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
One man cannot change the world ...
Unless obviously he eats an uncooked bat soup, then by all means!
I can't find this joke.
No, that was not a setup for a joke, I can't remember the original joke that goes something like "I'm as straight as an uncooked noodle." "Well even noodles get curvy when things get steamy," or whatever. I can't find it and I'm frustrated. Please help. If anybody finds it I'll reply ...
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The Tale of Three Heavens
Once upon a time, long long ago, in village far far away, there lived a fairly affluent merchant who lived a nice luxurious life in his spacious mansion. The merchant befriended a homeless man who lived in front of the gates of his mansion and often gave him food.
One day, the merchant n...