I’m writing a book about reverse psychology

Please don’t buy it...

Trying out a new joke about Reverse Psychology.

You didn't find this funny.....

I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.

So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

I got a degree in psychology and a degree in reverse psychology.

I didn't learn a thing.

I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling.

But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it...

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I thought reverse psychology was when..

you made your therapist cry

I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...

It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

A Guard Interrogates prisoner

Guard: Ygolohcysp

Prisoner: Alright I did it I committed the murder, How did you get my to confess so easily man?

Guard: I used reverse psychology

If you really don't want someone to do something, tell them to do it, then scream "YGOLOHCYSP".

Classic reverse psychology.

The late Henny Youngman 1906-1986

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places he said stop going to those places

I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years if my wife finds out she’ll kill me

A man walks into a library and asks I hope you don’t have a book on reverse psychology

There was a beautiful y...

I lost my job at the suicide hotline.

Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.

A man finds a lamp in the sand . . .

He rubs it and a genie comes out, offering three wishes.

Now the man is smart, so he knows that the genie will twist his wishes around on him. He's also depressed, so he doesn't mind *too* much if things go really bad. So he decides to se if he can use some reverse psychology on the genie....

My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp

But reverse psychology doesn't work on me

A hilly billy wants to become a journalist.

So he moves to California and gets his journalism degree. For his final project he is supposed to go to his hometown and write a story on "Happy Times." He goes back to his hillbilly hometown and finds an old hillbilly sittin on his porch widdling wood. He explains his situation and the hillbilly ag...

I didnt learn anything in college...

I guess it was kind of my fault though. I double majored in psychology, and reverse psychology.

(Stolen from BJ Novak)

I watched a video on psychology from the end

I learned about reverse psychology

A man, his wife, and his son are having dinner....

when their son refuses to eat the broccoli on his plate. His mother attempts to convince him to eat it, but to no avail.
The father suddenly says, "Don't worry, I've got this."
He stares at the child and says,
"!iloccorb ruoy taE"
His son then proceeds to casually eat his vegetables....

A man walks into a library and says...

..."I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."

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