A man and his wife are having some trouble in the bedroom.
No matter what they try, the wife does not climax. They tried everything, from Lady on Top to Inverse Wheelbarrow, but the wife never reaches orgasm.
Eventually they decided that they needed some outside assistance, so they went to a doctor for some advice.
After they explained their...
An inverse exorcism...
When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy.
What's the inverse of Kansas?
What is Xenocryptozoology?
Xenocrytpozoology is the study of animals that aliens don't believe in. It's the inverse of Cryptoxenosociology, which is asking Bigfoot if he believes in Aliens.
Have you heard of Boyle's Law?
It's a law stating that the pressure of a given mass of an ideal gas is inversely proportional to its volume at a constant temperature.
Now building on top of that, have you ever heard of Cole's Law?
It's a salad dish of raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise
Moms being Moms
*Issac Newton's mother--* "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
*Archimedes's mother--* "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
*Thomas Edison's mother--* Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now tu...
A poet writes in verse.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
What's the best way to throw-up ??
Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers.
I just met a girl named ellen
she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)
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LAWS FOR ENGINEERS
Engineering is a science that runs on the laws of physics. We have all studied these laws in our formal education. There are other laws that are equally powerful, however. These are found through experience in the classroom of applied technology. Here is a summary of the laws of physics for your ent...
Just some funny one-liners
1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back. 3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ...