What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

TIL That Elbillug is the only word that is pronounced the same forward and backward.

Well, that and Rekcus.

What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?

Flashbacks.

Forward, it’s heavy. Backwards, it’s not. What is it?

A ton

What kind of car is the same frontward and backward?

A Toyota.




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Went to the doctor and they tested my DNA. He told me that my DNA is backwards!

I said, “AND?”

What do you get when you play a country music record backwards?

You get you wife back, your truck back, your dog back...

What is 'oob' backwards?

The answer might surprise you!

What happens if you put the Energizer Bunnies batteries in backwards?

He keeps coming, and coming, and coming.

Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards”

Me: “and?”

If you say AT&T backwards

You sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician.

My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards..

And i asked Y not...?

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam…

If you watch Jaws backwards....

It's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people .

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat.

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.

He was decomposing.

I was going to say the word “door” backwards

but thought it might be rude.

5 yo: Can you count backwards from infinity?

Me: Of course I can but it will take forever.

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If you say "fuck off" backwards...

You still say fuck off but with an Irish accent.

"apparently your name spelt backwards is how you'll die"

**Lana:** oh no

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If you watch 1970's porn backwards..

It's about a hairy man who hoovers cum off a women, then breaks her washing machine and leaves...

Racecar backwards is just racecar.

But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

They say if you play the new Luke Bryan song backwards, you will hear a Satanic message. But that's not the worst part

...if you play it forwards, you'll hear the new Luke Bryan song.

if you were sandwiched between your parents, and you were an inch deep in your mom, and your dad was an inch deep in you, would you move forward or backward to get out?

interviewer: we meant questions about the job

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

that's just spam.

The word Diputseromneve looks ridiculous.

It's even more stupid backwards.

You have to read them backwards to get them.

What's the problem with time travel jokes?

How does a Swan eat backwards?

It nawS.

I'd like to get the rights to show Miami Vice backwards

I'd call it Miami Vice Versa

What do you get when you spell "man" backwards?

Flashbacks

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A policeman stops a truck driver who is driving backwards on a narrow mountain pass.

When asked what this is all about, the truck driver replies: "I have a load for a village at the top of the mountain. My boss says it's so narrow there that I can't turn around". The policeman lets the truck driver go ahead.
Later, the policeman sees the truck driver reversing on the road again...

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NAOMI: Did you know that my name backwards is ‘I MOAN’? That’s just so funny because I love moaning.

LANA: You can just fuck off with your silly games.

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I want to live my next life backwards

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

Y...

A hunter shot a lion and wanted its head mounted. Unfortunately, the taxidermist got it backwards.

It was a real cat-ass-trophy

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How do morticians practice driving backwards?

They rehearse.

Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.........

........... Absolutely Nothing!!

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He had a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......back and forth....in and out.......She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was getting near to the end…

...her heart was pounding..... her face was flushed.....

Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,

"Okay, Okay!!! I can't park the car!!! You do it, you smug fucking asshole!!!"

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...

Creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.

Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

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My smart-ass friend just told me how to spell lotion backwards

He’s such a noitol.

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If you pronounce "fuck off" backwards.

you say it in a British accent.

The other day I put the condom on backwards

Instead of coming I left.

A man is standing backwards on an escalator

“Ahh this takes me back” he says to himself

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An woman was taking a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Dave. "Dave! Dave!” she yelled. Dave came running in. "Dave, I've fuckin’ suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Holy shit!" he said and tried to pull her up."You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Steve"

They came back and they both trie...

How do the magic words “E ma Geht TS olt su juo Y” make a Redditor groan?

Read it backwards to find out.

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Did you know that if you play the first Nickleback album backwards, you get a satanic message?

What's worse is that if you play it forward, you get Nickleback.

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable mus...

Helicopter backwards is retpocileH

Helicopter upside down is how Kobe died

If you watch Wall-E backwards

it's about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people

I bet you can't spell *part* backwards.

I knew you could really. It's just a trap.

If someone wants to say the word "motel" backwards

Just letom.

Enola Holmes : my mother named me Enola because its Alone spelt backwards and she loves being alone

Lana : I don't like where this is going!!

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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?

Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

Due to COVID I’ve been reading article after article forwards and backwards trying to make sense of it all.

And I have to say, I still don’t know what DIVOC is going on

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NASA found evidence of a parallel universe where time runs backwards.

But we already knew about West Virginia.

Yodas name backwards spells adoy

Pretty obvious if you ask me

I designed a car, it is good, but it can not go backwards.

I guess i am not that good at reverse engineering

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A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

He asked if they had a license and, when they didn’t, sent them off to get one.
They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the license from him.
When they got back to the judge, he pointed out they had filled the names in backwards — his where hers belonged and vice versa....

My rich cousin's hummer-porschaghini (Long)

So I have this cousin who is absolutely loaded and he had this idea he would pay the best mechanic around to build him custom car.

He wanted the body of a Lamborghini, with the engine of a Porsche, and all the amazing features of an original hummer. He decided to call it the Hummer-porschagh...

Coffee spelled backward

Did you know that coffee spelled backward is Eeffoc, and I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my first cup!

If you play a prize fight backwards

Is that an unboxing video?

I was walking by an insane asylum

I was walking by an insane asylum the other day and as I passed, I heard some patients that were out in the yard from other side of the wooden fence saying "16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16..." They kept saying it over and over. Curiosity got the best of me, so I found a small hole in the fence and peered thr...

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Three men find a lamp...

Three middle aged men are walking along an abandoned beach when they find a golden lamp glistening in the sun. Deciding they have nothing to lose, they decide to rub it and see what happens. In astonishment, they see a genie appear before them.

"Thank you for freeing me from my lamp. To thank...

WOW is an interesting word. WOW spelled backwards is still wow. And WOW upside down is MOM. And MOM upside down is Dad's favorite thing.

No, I'm sorry, that joke was cheap and easy, and so's my mom, and that's why I'm here. No, seriously, I love my mom... And you can, too, for twelve dollars.

‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord "‌‌nothing" i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome...

Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells "‌‌gnihton", w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

Remember to wear your “New Year Glasses” backwards this year.

Hindsight is 2020.

If you spell Breaking Bad backwards, you will get "Dab Gnikaerb"

Which still makes more sense than Game of thrones\` entire season 8

Did you know that if you try and say onomatopoeia backwards...

You'll likely waste several seconds of your life!

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