I went to go visit my friend Chuck on his farm out in Greater Minnesota, and he's showing off his barn, crops, and livestock. When we get to the swine corral, there's an enormous boar... with three wooden legs.
So I ask him, "why does that pig have three wooden legs?"
"Well, Steve, tha...
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An old man was sitting on his porch one morning when a boy walked up the road carrying a large roll of chicken wire.
“Hey, boy! What are you doing with all that chicken wire?”
“I’m gonna catch some chickens, sir.”
“You fool, you can’t catch no chickens with chicken wire.”
The boy smiled and walked off. That evening he came back dragging the chicken wire with at least a dozen chickens rolled up...
A North Korean man is walking home
A North Korean man is walking along the road when he spots a fish caught in the reeds. Excitedly, he scooped it up and ran home.
"Look what I found!" he says, revealing his treasure to his wife, "Quick heat the oil"
"But husband, the police confiscated the oil! They said subversives co...
A young librarian is amazed during his first day of work to see a chicken stride imto the library with a armful of books
The chicken walks up to him and deposits the books on the desk. Apart from a little pod weed on one of the covers, they are all in lending period, in fact, they had only been issued the previous day.
The chicken walks amongst the shelves muttering quietly:
"Book, Book, Book".
An old Tahitian legend...
As the legend goes, when the Tahitians first found their island, after they had settled in, they decided to build a grand central hall for their new settlement. Unlike contemporary Europeans, though, they built their dwellings not out of timber or stone but out of the materials they had at hand: ree...
A chicken walks into a library
He goes up to the librarian and says "bok", so the librarian gives him a book, which he takes away.
The next day the chicken returns to the library and, returning the previous book, says "bok bok". So the librarian gives him two books, and the chicken goes off on his merry way again.
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river.
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”