A distinguishing looking man in a red tie, a white shirt and dark blue suit, walks by a large official looking building and hears a small group of people gleefully chanting 14, 14, 14!
As he gets closer he sees what he thinks is a hole in the wall. He walks over to and then peeks in to see if...
Crowd: TO STOP PREDICTING THE FUTURE!
Chanter: WHAT DO WE WANT?
Crowd: LAST TUESDAY
Chanter: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Bob the Sailor & Ollie the Octopus walk into a bar...
Bob the sailor walks into a bar carrying a large octopus. He announces to the bar that this octopus can not only talk, but he has a very unique talent which he will share with the crowd for $50 a turn.
Bartender says "There's no way that octopus can talk."
"Sure he can. Ollie, tell the...
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