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Raves Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

A church in my neighborhood has started having raves every night...

They're Crystal Methodists.

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

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A new bloke starts works on a building site...

He meets his new workmates and they head up to the roof to start work.
One of the workers picks up a pile of bricks and steps off the edge of the building falling 10 stories and landing safely at the bottom.
He takes the elevator back to the top and keeps working.
No one seems to even bat a...

If gym equipment was invisible...

Gyms would look like silent raves

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Robot Caddies

So a guy decides to take the day off from work for a round of golf, and when he gets to the course he asks for a caddy. The pro shop manager asks if he'd like to try out one of their new robot caddies. "Sure, why not," the man replies. As he goes through the course the robot caddy is giving him the ...
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