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Mdma Jokes

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight...

What a way to start a game of Scrabble.

I just picked up MDMA and LSD

Worst round of scrabble ever.

Why did the cowboy give his cattle MDMA?

Gotta keep them dogies rollin'

If you do MDMA you should seriously consider a career as a movie critic.

They're always raving.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

I’ve been having a lot of difficulty sleeping recently, but I’ve started taking an absolute wonder drug…

It’s called MDMA, I still don’t sleep but now I feel great about it!
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