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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight...

What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble.

If you do MDMA you should seriously consider a career as a movie critic.

They're always raving.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

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