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I was given LSD and MDMA tonight

What a shit start to a game of Scrabble!!

I’ve been having a lot of difficulty sleeping recently, but I’ve started taking an absolute wonder drug…

It’s called MDMA, I still don’t sleep but now I feel great about it!

If you do MDMA you should seriously consider a career as a movie critic.

They're always raving.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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