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Mdma Jokes

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight...

What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble.

I just picked up MDMA and LSD

Worst round of scrabble ever.

Why did the cowboy give his cattle MDMA?

Gotta keep them dogies rollin'

If you do MDMA you should seriously consider a career as a movie critic.

They're always raving.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

Iā€™ve been having a lot of difficulty sleeping recently, but Iā€™ve started taking an absolute wonder drugā€¦

Itā€™s called MDMA, I still donā€™t sleep but now I feel great about it!

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

ā€œI hast not seen ziss beeforeā€, thought t...

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