What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance

I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout

I seen them hanging all day.

Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree?

Only the leaf reached the ground.

Anyone ever heard of emo pizza?

It’s the kind that cuts itself.

What do you call an emo person with cancer


How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

It's cake day : )

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A Gold also! Thank you very much!

If an apple and an emo kid fall off a tree what hits the ground first?

The apple bc the rope caught the emo kid

An emo kid applied for the marines last week...

He made the cut.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line

Always get in a fight with an emo.

They'll take themselves out before you know it.

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

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How to make Emo Cupcakes

What You'll need:

Cupcake Tray

An oven










Emo girls be like- how much am I worth...

Girl scan the code on your wrist

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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

I asked a emo girl out yesterday but got turned down.

She's probably just waiting for her prince harming.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

I went to the bakery and asked for Emo Cake...

Baker: Emo cake? Whats that?

Me: It's cake that cuts itself...

Why are emo kids bad at high-fives?

People always leave them hanging

I regret going to an emo barber.

Instead of cutting my hair he just kept cutting himself.

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Got a job working with a bunch of Emo kids. It's depressing, they're always going on about dying, they look terrible with their white skin, and complain about how shit their life is.

Sorry not Emo kids......Chemo kids..

An emo became a perfect film editor

he made very accurate cuts

Why is emo pizza the best pizza?

Because it cuts itself

How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb?

You don't, you just let them sit and cry in the dark.

Did you hear about the girl who wasn't accepted into the emo club?

She couldn't make the cut.

what did the emo dolphin say?

theres no porpoise in life

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I just reseeded my lawn with emo grass.

It cuts itself...

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"


"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"


"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"


Heard about the new Emo-grass for your lawn?

It cuts itself.

What did the emo kid want for christmas?

A shaving kit.

I'm making a film about emos.

I really need to stop saying "cut!" at the end of each scene.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless

What do you call an obese emo teenager

An edgelard.

Alternatively, names.

What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?

A cookie cutter

Daddy!!! Daddy!!! I want to be an emo when I grow up

Well pick one son, you can’t do both

What do emo birds call their mouths?

What do emo birds call their mouths?


I wish the grass in my yard was like emo people so it would cut itself..

I was going to say a joke about a child but then decided to abort...

What do you call an emo accapello group?

Self Harmony

Want some emo coffee?

It's fresh brood!

I wish my grass was emo....

So that it would cut itself

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?


Did you hear about the Mexican emo band?

They're called 'Hispanic at the Disco'

What did the emo computer say to the other emo computer?

rar XD *uncompresses your files*

What kind of coffee do Emo's drink?


Zack Snyder's DCEU movies resemble emo teens a little bit too much.

Dark, devoid of fun, sometimes cringy and cuts everywhere.

Sometimes they even cut something very important.

I started an emo salsa band

We're called Hispanic at the Disco

What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor.

Cutting edge technology

what do you call an emo acapella group?

Self Harmony

What‘s an Emos favorite sub?


An inteovert elephant and an emo giraffe walks into a bar..

They couldnt fit in

I was about to tell you a joke about an emo pentagon

But it was too edgy

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump!

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I...

Why don't emo kids take steroids ?

Cause then they would get emo-roids

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

what's it called when you remember your emo phase and cringe?


My emo friend needed a new truck...

They decided on the Titan XD

How many emos like anagrams?


I just got my math textbook for College Trig, and it’s a little emo

It’s called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

How do emo's like their meat cooked

medium rawr

What's an emo's favorite musical instrument?

The forearm violin.

Help! I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was convert my normal rap playlist into an emo rap playlist.

Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep.

What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles?

Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.

I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase.

I think I might have PTXD.

What did the impatient emo do at the supermarket?

Cut in line.

What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band?

Fragile Rock

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.

Quarantine is feeling more and more like highschool in the 00's

We’re all day dreaming about how to get out of the house, no one has any standards around booz consumption, and emo culture is at an all time high.

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