I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout

I seen them hanging all day.

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth...

Girl scan the code on your wrist

Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree?

Only the leaf reached the ground.

Anyone ever heard of emo pizza?

It’s the kind that cuts itself.

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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

I regret going to an emo barber.

Instead of cutting my hair he just kept cutting himself.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance

What do you call an emo person with cancer


How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

It's cake day : )

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A Gold also! Thank you very much!

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony

I'm making a film about emos.

I really need to stop saying "cut!" at the end of each scene.

An emo kid applied for the marines last week...

He made the cut.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

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How to make Emo Cupcakes

What You'll need:

Cupcake Tray

An oven










I asked a emo girl out yesterday but got turned down.

She's probably just waiting for her prince harming.

Always get in a fight with an emo.

They'll take themselves out before you know it.

I went to the bakery and asked for Emo Cake...

Baker: Emo cake? Whats that?

Me: It's cake that cuts itself...

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line

An emo became a perfect film editor

he made very accurate cuts

I wish the grass in my yard was like emo people so it would cut itself..

I was going to say a joke about a child but then decided to abort...

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Got a job working with a bunch of Emo kids. It's depressing, they're always going on about dying, they look terrible with their white skin, and complain about how shit their life is.

Sorry not Emo kids......Chemo kids..

Why was the Emo girl jealous of her phone?

It died

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I just reseeded my lawn with emo grass.

It cuts itself...

what did the emo dolphin say?

theres no porpoise in life

How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb?

You don't, you just let them sit and cry in the dark.

Heard about the new Emo-grass for your lawn?

It cuts itself.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor.

Cutting edge technology

What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?

A cookie cutter

Did you hear about the girl who wasn't accepted into the emo club?

She couldn't make the cut.

What kind of coffee do Emo's drink?


Ugh... My hair has never been this long before, and all the salons are closed due to the pandemic. I wish I had emo hair...

...so it would cut itself.

I saw emo boy, I came up to him and slaped him on wrist and said:

I like your cut g

How do you get a emo down from a tree?

You cut the rope.

What do you call a emo kid on vacation?

A Tropical Depression

An apple and an emo kid fall out of a tree which one hits the ground first?

The apple, the rope caught the emo kid.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony

back in the days I've never thought I would hate a bunch as much as I hated emo kids, but then I met the covid-spreading tiktokers

at least the emo kids only hurt themselves

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

What do you call an obese emo teenager

An edgelard.

Alternatively, names.

What‘s an Emos favorite sub?


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What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless

Want some emo coffee?

It's fresh brood!

I wish my pubic hair was emo...

...so that it would cut itself.

Why is emo pizza the best pizza?

Because it cuts itself

What do emo birds call their mouths?

What do emo birds call their mouths?


When I was in School this emo girl was caught jacking off her boyfriend. Whether it be in the lunchroom, the classroom, the bathroom, etc. She always was jacking him off.

Last I heard the girl got expelled and the guy got off.

What did the emo computer say to the other emo computer?

rar XD *uncompresses your files*

Zack Snyder's DCEU movies resemble emo teens a little bit too much.

Dark, devoid of fun, sometimes cringy and cuts everywhere.

Sometimes they even cut something very important.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band?

They're called 'Hispanic at the Disco'

What's an emo's favorite musical instrument?

The forearm violin.

I started an emo salsa band

We're called Hispanic at the Disco

An inteovert elephant and an emo giraffe walks into a bar..

They couldnt fit in

How many emos like anagrams?


What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

How do emo's like their meat cooked

medium rawr

I just got my math textbook for College Trig, and it’s a little emo

It’s called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

Friday afternoon I'm walking home from school

and I'm watching some men build a new house. The guy hammering the house called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.

Emo Phillips

what do you call an emo acapella group?

Self Harmony

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.

What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles?

Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.

Where do emos get their gaming gear?


what's it called when you remember your emo phase and cringe?


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"


"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"


"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"


Help! I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was convert my normal rap playlist into an emo rap playlist.

Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep.

What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band?

Fragile Rock

I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase.

I think I might have PTXD.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.

I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Bap...

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