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Ibiza Jokes

Why did the startup founder take a pill in Ibiza?

To show a VC he was cool.

Its unfortunate that Avicii died but

At least Mike Posner can pop pills in ibiza and not have to worry about impressing anyone.

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3 Blokes

3 blokes sitting in a pub having a pint,an Englishman ,scots man and Irishman
english fella say’s “how’s this work out! My wife’s bought a new car for herself yesterday and she cant even drive “ “yeh I know exactly what you mean say’s the Scotsman, my wife has just gone on a diet and she isn’t e...

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A German man, an Englishman, and a Belgian man walk into a bar

After a couple of drinks, the German man says: 'My wife is SO stupid. She bought a bike, while she can't even ride it!'
The Englishman replied: 'Well, my wife is even more stupid: she bought a pool and can't even swim!'
The Belgian man laughes and says: 'That's nothing, my wife couldn't be mor...

A couple of years ago Barry went hiking across Europe

But as time passed by he never returned home. His many friends tried contacting him in any way they could imagine, but his phone was disconnected, he wasn't active on his social media accounts anymore - it was like he disappeared off the face of the Earth.

Ultimately, everyone had forgotten a...

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