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I stopped paying attention to movie reviews after critics raved about The Green Mile.

Great concept, but terrible execution.

Aliens don't want to meet us.

They've looked at the reviews…



only 1 star!

Reviews are in for the Chinese flag…

Five stars!

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All these reviews people are leaving in the comment section of pornhub

I just hope there’s a pretentious ratatouille style porn critic who sees that one video that sends him back to his childhood when he developed his very first kink

I’ve developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store



People say it has a lot of bugs?

Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon?

Great view, but no atmosphere.

I don't trust a teacher who reviews every single piece of homework they give out

I think they're mass-grading as someone else.

I did my first stand up routine in Chernobyl last night

I got glowing reviews

Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants?

Because everyone likes a little naan fiction

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Three couples are looking to join a new church.

They all talk with the pastor, who gives them all a test.

"If you can abstain from having sex until next Sunday, then I'll let you join my congregation," he says. "I want to see how well you can stand up against temptation."

All three couples agree that it's a fair test, and they promi...

Why do skydiving companies have excellent reviews?

Because it was awesome for the people who survived

A german man goes to Poland. Crossing the border, the guard asks reviews his documents.

Pole: Name?

German: Hans Guttermark

Pole: Age?

German: Neunundzwanzig.

Pole: Occupation?

German: *smiles* Nein, just visiting!

I know a guy who writes reviews of hippopotamuses despite the fact he always told me he was against rating animals.

He’s a hippo-crit.

I hate the musical Cats, so I'm loving these reviews

Seeing the movie so panned is just meowsic to my ears.

A doctor reviews lab results and says to the patient, "I have good news and bad news"

"Okay," the patient says. "Give me the bad news first."

"Well, it seems like you have just a few days to live."

"Oh my god! But ... but ... what's the good news?"

"This should make you feel a little better: I'm picking up my new Tesla after work!"

Why was Tommy Wiseau upset about the reviews of The Room?

He did not receive a hi Mark

Did you hear about the man who reviews herbs and spices?

I heard he's a seasoned expert.

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I’m anticipating that people will have a lot of reviews and evaluations next year.

After all, hindsight is 2020.

Syria has a lot of nice reviews

Everyone says they got blown away.

LPT: Always read product reviews before buying electronics

Like a lot of people, I’ve been drawn in by Amazon to check out their prime day deals. I was browsing through the electronics earlier, looking for a new flash drive for transferring documents between my home and work computers. The primary one I use currently is only USB 2.0 and I figured it might ...

The reviews for “The Disaster Artist” are coming in

They have received, oh, hi Marks

I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad.

One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.

I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism...

It varies from person to person.

I was going to buy a chastity belt until I checked the reviews online.

Customer satisfaction was terrible.

I took an epileptic girl to a rave

I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.

Whats the single most important metric in brothel reviews?

Most bang for your buck

Two heroin addicts die and stand before Saint Peter at the pearly gates

They ask Saint Peter if they’re allowed in, and Peter reviews their records.

“Wow, I’m really not sure guys. It says here you’ve done a lot of bad things. Stealing, lying, generally bad addict behavior things. I can’t make this call, I have to go ask the big guy himself”, Peter says.

...

Why do Hispanic performance reviews take so long?

They spend too much time on their GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALSSSS

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

You know the razor blade works...

when there are no reviews for it on Amazon.

Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans...

They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.

I opened an egg restaurant that only serves the best eggs.

It's getting a lot of 1 star reviews despite us barely getting any customers though so if you're in the Bay area, checkout "Whites only" and help us out!

So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East

TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received.
So far there has been mixed reviews.
People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Customer satisfaction

Don't think I've seen this posted here so here goes

A company executive decided to have lunch at this restaurant with rave reviews. He sat down at a table and noticed that every waiter had a spoon in their shirt pocket. He called a waiter over to ask him about this.

'I noticed somethin...

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