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Dubstep Jokes

I take LSD every time I go to a dubstep concert, but it always wears off.

I think it’s because the bass neutralizes the acid

I got arrested for fishing without a license at a dubstep festival.

The arresting officer yelled "drop the bass!"

Why are Dubstep musicians so bad at making pizza?

Because they always drop the base!

How do you call a stupid dubstep?

A Dumbstep.

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How do dubstep DJs masturbate?

They wub one out

What do you call fapping to dubstep?

Wubbing one out.

I saw a dubstep/ska band the other day

First the drop the bass and then they pickituppickituppickitup

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100.

1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common?

They both drop beats!

What do you call fat dubstep?

Chubby wubby

What do you call a dubstep BBQ party?

Grillex.

I was gonna make a dubstep joke...

But I dropped it.

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I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman

I synced them up to when they drop the bass.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

What is 11..11..11..11..11..11..11..11?



Spanish Dubstep.

I asked for no music!

And they still played dubstep music during my MRI.

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Did you know all sheep have similar music tastes?

They all like music types such as Rock and Dubstep. So basically anything that has a lot of baaaaaaass.

When music goes for a walk what does it do

DubSteps

I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves.

He died waiting for the drop.

what do you call tap dancing with subtitles?

Dubstep

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What's the difference between...

What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor?

Nothing as long as you drop the bass.

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