Why are Dubstep musicians so bad at making pizza?

Because they always drop the base!

I take LSD every time I go to a dubstep concert, but it always wears off.

I think it’s because the bass neutralizes the acid

I got arrested for fishing without a license at a dubstep festival.

The arresting officer yelled "drop the bass!"

When music goes for a walk what does it do

DubSteps

I saw a dubstep/ska band the other day

First the drop the bass and then they pickituppickituppickitup

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What do dubstep artists do when they get horny?

They wub one out

What’s the quietest type of dubstep?

Mouse Trap

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I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman

I synced them up to when they drop the bass.

What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common?

They both drop beats!

What do you call fapping to dubstep?

Wubbing one out.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100.

1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

The weather in Canada is like a dubstep

It's so nice and warm, but all of a sudden it it d-d-d-drops the tempº

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What do you call fat dubstep?

Chubby wubby

I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves.

He died waiting for the drop.

I was going to make a dubstep joke

But I'll just drop it.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Did you know all sheep have similar music tastes?

They all like music types such as Rock and Dubstep. So basically anything that has a lot of baaaaaaass.

I asked for no music!

And they still played dubstep music during my MRI.

what do you call tap dancing with subtitles?

Dubstep

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What's the difference between...

What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor?

Nothing as long as you drop the bass.

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