Ramsay Jokes - 43 Hilarious Ramsay Jokes

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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he caught a clown in bed with the Egyptian Sun God?

IT's Ra

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Why does Gordon Ramsay hate seeing a bunch of cute pet pictures?

Cause it's r/aww!

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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for 's sake."

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay upvote the picture of the lamb steak?

Because it was /r/aww

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I guarantee Gordon Ramsay always uses protection.

He hates raw.

Gordon Ramsay goes to Australia and whips up a lemon meringue pie.

The whole audience cheers! “That's strange," he says. “I thought Australians usually boo meringue."

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing diaries!

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Whats Gordon Ramsay's favourite sub-reddit.

IT'S R/AWW , YOU IDIOT!

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My wife wanted to try a new technique in bed called "the Gordon Ramsay"

It's raw

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Gordon Ramsay teaches a -ed class

“The way you make babies is RAW!!”

Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.

He comes across what looks like soup.

“Let me taste the soup!”

“But...”

“No buts!”

He tasted the soup.

“IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!”

“It is dishwasher water, but you didn’t listen.”

Did you hear Gordon Ramsay wrote a book about herbs?

It’s about thyme!

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How does Gordon Ramsays family know he's having a stroke?

The toast is ' burnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road (Gordon Ramsay)

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T COOK IT

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How does Gordon Ramsay discern a leopard from a jaguar?

ITS ROAR!

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Gordon Ramsay with his son

Son: Hey Dad, let's watch a Disney movie

Gordon: Is it The Lion King?

Son: No, it's Frozen

Gordon: OFF

I don’t know why Gordon Ramsay calls people a doughnut as an insult

Because honestly if someone called me a doughnut that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me

So Gordon Ramsay’s having another kid...

Thought he didn’t like it raw...

Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

Apparently Gordon Ramsay has 5 children

So atleast we know he likes one thing raw

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Gordon Ramsay in Disney's frozen...

IT'S FROZEN! LET IT GOO!!!!

It’s ironic that Gordon Ramsay has so many kids….

Because he doesn’t serve raw meat

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Gordon Ramsay is the best person to teach about safe .

Because if theres one thing he hates in life,

"It's raw"

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Gordon Ramsay was waking down the street...

When he saw the cutest dog in his life. He bent down and yelled, it’s r/Aww

How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

If Gordon Ramsay was a WWE wrestler, he'd go to Smackdown.

He hates RAW.

Me: "Chef Ramsay, today I've prepared a Disney film for you to watch..."

Ramsay: "Is it Frozen?"

Me: "... yes"

Ramsay: "Damn..."

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Why is Gordon Ramsay so bad at revenge?

Because if he served it cold, it’d be raw

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer?

One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM

When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad?

Because it was /r/aww

What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Cold Flay

What's Ramsay Bolton's least favorite song?

Who let the dogs out?

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Did you know that Gordon Ramsay is against using protection during ?

Every time he starts out by yelling, "It's raw!"

Mrs Rosenfeld is suing Mr Ramsay for calling her a pig

Mr Ramsay asks the judge: "is it illegal for me to call Mrs Rosenfeld a pig?"

The judge replies: "yes, of course it's illegal."

Mr Ramsay asks again: "ok, but am I allowed to call a pig 'Mrs Rosenfeld' your honor?"

The judge says: "well yeah, there is no law against that."
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What do Donald Trump and Gordon Ramsay have in common?

They both have a cabinet full of potatoes.

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Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law jailed for six months for hacking chef's computer ...

Apparently, Gordon suspected the hacking when his computer was completely FROZEN !!!

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person

Fork

Was just watching the Great British Baking Show

The entire series feels like an apology for sending us Gordon Ramsay.

My wife doesn't realize I'm not complimenting her cooking

When I say "you remind me of Gordon Ramsay"

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Why did the chiken cross the road?

Gordom Ramsay: Because it's so raw that it's still moving

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A man comes home from the bar...

and sees his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's cooking show on the tv.
He says to his wife, "What are you watching that for? You can't cook to save your life!"
To which she replies, "So what? You watch movies, don’t you?"

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Boris Johnson walks into a Bank

He needs to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier: It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?

BJ: Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Bor...

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