What do you call a rafting guide without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

I dreamt of rafting thru an orange river

But it was just a fanta sea.

What's the difference between a rafting guide and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund eventually matures and starts making money

On a river rafting trip in Egypt, a couple began to sink. The husband urged his wife to swim to safety before the water got too deep, but she refused to believe she was in any danger.

She was too deep in de Nile.

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What is courage??

COURAGE?

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a Bull in a bullfight without any weapon?

Is it to undertake a cross-country auto trip in a Chrysler Corporation car?

Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

Is it to undergo open-heart surgery knowing that th...

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