A young man was visiting his girlfriends parents for the first time.
As they ate dinner, he felt the need to pass gas, but he held it in quite a while. As the night wore on, he couldn't stand it, so he tried to let out just a little bit.
The girls mother looks sharply at the dog and says "Spot!"
Twenty minutes go by, and he decid...
Dad, what is an *alternative*?
That's a tough one, son. I'll have to explain it by example.
Say, you use your savings to buy a few chickens. But you don't eat them for dinner, you wait until they mature into hens and roosters. They mate and voila, you've got dozens of fresh eggs. But.....
So a sleazy house painter gets a contract to paint a rectory.
Being the swindler cheapskate he is, he stirs water into the paint to save a buck. The painter hastily slaps the paint onto the rectory, and right as he applies the last stroke, the weather, which had been perfectly clear and sunny, instantly went dark, and a torrential rain poured down. The cheap p...
It's pointless to argue against rainstorms.
They're too deluge-ional.