Why do scotsmen wear kilts?

Zippers scare the sheep

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A couple goes out to eat at a fancy restaurant

They sit down and the waiter comes to the table to greet them. They both order a bowl of soup and it comes out quickly. A few minutes in, the woman drops her spoon on the floor. Her husband flags down the waiter to get another spoon and he pulls a spoon, neatly wrapped in a cloth, out of his shirt p...

The cleanest restaurant in the world

A guy walks in and the maître d’ Says welcome to the cleanest restaurant in the world, We never touch any of the food by hand we simply use tongs for everything.

The guys says wow that’s great!

The guy says BtW, what are all those red strings hanging out of everybody’s zippers?

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