UPJOKE
gasolineworld war iiflamethrowercarbon monoxidevietnam warunited statesflammablegunpowderbombkerosenepetroleumnaphthapetrolgreek firegas

Napalm Jokes

My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are.

Napalm

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

What do pedophile sex-tourists and napalm have in common?

They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under a minute.

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common?

They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.

If I hold sodium in my hand...

Do I have Napalm?

I went to see a fortune teller when I was in Vietnam...

...but she was on fire. She was a napalm reader.

I believe this is a Milton Jones joke.

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

The Snail

Two nations get into a pissing contest, each boasting it's military might. A third nation notices them, and being fed up, challenges them. Whoever wins this secret challenge will be known as the greatest nation.
Willing to show off around the world, the two powerful nations agree.
The leade...

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

A teenager was standing in front of a recruiter, about to sign his life away to the Marines.

The recruiter promised him adventure and action, and the teenager was buying it all up. He finished his training (Semper Fi!) and was immediately given his first posting: he was going to Afghanistan. Being an FNG, the Devil Dog worked long and worked hard, but by the end of his tour, he felt he had ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.