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My grandmother loved to cook meat so my parents bought her a boning knife for her birthday.

Everybody laughed when she unwrapped the package, held up the knife, and said sweetly, “I’ve got a six-inch boner!”

CEO asks the VP: “ Hey, have you been boning my new secretary?”

VP says: “No!”.

CEO: “Good, then YOU fire her.”

Why is it alright to debone a chicken

but boning a chicken gets you arrested.

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