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Grout Jokes

Just arrived home and found a beautiful woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing "It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache..."

I thought to myself....She's a Bonnie Tyler.

After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.

I Am Grout

What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port?

No thanks, it's bad for my grout.

Georgia and Alabama hate each other

Really we have very similar jokes for each other. In Georgia we say that we know the tooth brush was invented in Alabama because if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teeth brush. In Alabama they say that we sure have some strange uses for those grout cleaners.

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A man is on vacation in the country. . .

He decides to visit a local pub.

He sits down, and as he orders a drink he notices a large jar full of cash at the end of the bar. Curious, he asks the bartender what it's for.

"Well, you see we have a tradition here..." the bartender responds. "You put $10 in the jar. If you can pass ...

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A German engineer, an Indian engineer, and a Chinese engineer die and go to Heaven

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is there to greet them.

"As part of our skilled migration scheme, you will each have to propose a design for a planned 200 storey mixed-use development here in Heaven. The person with the most attractive proposal will be granted entry into Heaven. You have 4 day...

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