Public Transit Jokes - 3 Hilarious Public Transit Jokes

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Why do dogs prefer public transit?

They don’t like to pay for barking

What’s the difference between a dirty public transit terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean.

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What do you call a prostitute who works on public transit?

A succ-you-bus.

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