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What do you call prehistoric group sex?

A dinosaurgy

What do you call a flying prehistoric lizard?

A Dino-soaring.

What do you call an angry prehistoric man?

Australopithed

What does a prehistoric farmer ride in the fields?

A Velocitractor

How do you call a theme park of prehistoric proctologists?

-Your ass's sick Park.

Prehistoric math joke

In a certain tribe, in which polygamy was practiced, a married man’s standing in the tribe depended upon the combined weight of his wives-the greater the combined weight, the more important was the man. Every year, on weighing day and according to custom, the married men would stand their wives on n...

What do you call a prehistoric striped cat with a bluetooth headset?

A cybertoothed tiger

What prehistoric animal is the fastest at wrapping gifts?

The Velociraptor.

If the Genesis flood happened in prehistoric times...

...It’d be Jurassic Ark

Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.

Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.

Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.

Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.

What prehistoric animal loves lamps?

Mam-moths

What are prehistoric creatures called when they sleep?

**Dinosnores**

Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times

It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space

Prehistoric womens had very strong arms

Yea, we have to remember that they had to wash dishes made out of stone

Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet!

Although most just grow 4.

Scientists have discovered a stone tablet 60,000 years old inscibed with pictographs describing the idea of "the glass half empty or half full."

They are calling the prehistoric philosopher "optimist prime."

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

A father and son are watching a documentary about evolution...

...the boy had already watched this episode and was viewing it again carefully as he found it a bit confusing as to what the different prehistoric animals were evolving into. He recalled this episode ended with an ant-like insect becoming a crustacean-like animal. By the end he said 'Ep seen, did an...

A Story behind Cave painting

Cave man[gesturing]: you wanna see some comics I made about elephants, it's quiet funny.

Cave woman [gesturing]: sure.

*Present day*

Archeologist: this wall painting is an beautiful form of art by prehistoric man maybe it's about religion and stuff.

The Alpine Find

An archaeological dig team was on an expedition to the Alps when they discovered a mummified human buried in the ice. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to be a young male from the Neolithic period.

The team was split into two sections: Section One was to climb the slope and retrieve the mum...

There is a country that is still mostly undocumented

This country is not too large in size, but it's covered by miles and miles of tar. It's gone by many names, such as "The Country of Tar," and still lacks an official title. According to the few documents that exist for it, the tar covering the country could conceal countless amounts of undiscovered ...

A velociraptor on long island...

I made this up the other day. I don't have high hopes but what the hell:

One day a velociraptor moved to Long Island. He was sick of life in the jungle and decided to try new things. Walking down the street one day, the velociraptor noticed a 'Help Wanted' sign resting on a diner window. Thi...

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