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Psychologically Jokes

"That's not it."

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the so...

I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them

He's a Tor mentor.

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My brother and I start talking about Florida, and why they have such a crazy community

I explain to him why.

Me: Psychologically speaking, when you talk with your hands, especially your palms, people tend to be more friendly

I show him my hand

Me: Michigan is shaped like a mitten, easily one can show someone on their hand where they’re going, making Michigan ...

For as long as I can remember, I've had a thing about pigeons.

I think they're fascinating creatures, robust, hardy birds that thrive the world over yet can live on just breadcrumbs and worms.

It was 'pigeon this' and 'pigeon that' as a child, my mom used to joke that I'd BE a pigeon if I could.

It was a bit of a struggle maintaining relationsh...

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