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What does the behavioral psychologist say after sex?

That was great for you, but how was it for me?

How is a catholic tailor like a behavioral psychiatrist?

They’ve both learned how to alter habits.

We'll call it "The cognitive and behavioral fun time vacation for people with ADHD"

'Cause apparently "concentration camp" isn't politically correct

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Two behavioral psychologists were lying in bed after sex

One says the other, "So it was good for you, was it good for me?"

Did you know that a very good memory is often a sign of an excellent lover?

I read that on February 11, 2017 in the New England Journal of Behavioral studies issue 2016-Q3.

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?"

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".

The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".

The mathematician cogitates for a whi...

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A guy goes in for an interview at a big company...

The guy has prepared well and he’s crushed all of the behavioral and technical questions. It seems as if he’s going to get the position. Then the interviewer says:

“I just have one last question. What is your greatest weakness?”

The guy responds “My greatest weakness is my honesty.”...

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