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Ivan Pavlov Jokes

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Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar...

The bell rings, and he says, “Oh shit, forgot to feed my dog!”

Why was Ivan Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

Why do Ivan Pavlov's dogs have the shiniest and softest fur?

Repeated conditioning.

I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."

Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."

Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."

Albert Einstein: "It will ...

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Pavlov's doorbell

One tuesday afternoon Ivan Pavlov is reading the paper, when his neighbour rings the doorbell. Ivan jumps up out of his chair, suddenly remembering: "Shit, I need to feed the dogs!"

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