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Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar...

The bell rings, and he says, “Oh shit, forgot to feed my dog!”

Why was Ivan Pavlov's hair so soft?

because he conditioned it

Why do Ivan Pavlov's dogs have the shiniest and softest fur?

Repeated conditioning.

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Pavlov's doorbell

One tuesday afternoon Ivan Pavlov is reading the paper, when his neighbour rings the doorbell. Ivan jumps up out of his chair, suddenly remembering: "Shit, I need to feed the dogs!"

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