Energize Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny get arrested?

Battery....

The Energizer Bunny died...

Somebody put in his batteries backwards...

And he kept coming and coming and...

Yeah, assault with a battery.

Apparently he just kept going on the guy.

I hear they're charging him.

He just kept going and going and going.

He was arrested for battery.

This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago.

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged... read more

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