Preserving Jokes - 7 Hilarious Preserving Jokes

The Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, r...

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People tell me we should be preserving endangered species.

But you offer someone a jar of your pickled panda and they lose their shit.

PETA has done an incredible job in preserving marine life

They saved millions of fish from drowning

The speaker at the podium was talking about preserving pure blood lines and AK-"something or other."

Not sure if it was a dog show or a KKK recruiting rally.

We all can do better to help save the planet

With this in mind, i’ve just published a book on preserving the rainforest, and what we can do as a human race to help protect it.

Its over 2000 pages long.

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Mr. Smith died (Rus. Trans.)

A doctor comes to work one day, and sees one of the nurses crying.
"Why are you crying, Mary?" he asks her.
"Don't you know doctor? Mr. Smith died."
The doctor doesn't know who Mr. Smith is, so he asks the nurse but she just goes on crying.
The doctor, mystified, goes to his office, and ...

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So the Pope was feeling ill

His people brought in a team of doctors to diagnose him. The doctors called a meeting with the Pope and all of his advisers to share the news.

The lead doctor started "Gentleman, we have some bad news. The Pope has a very rare condition and there is only one cure, he has to have sex othe...

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