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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.
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My wife asked if she has any annoying habits...

... and then she got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation
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They say a bad PowerPoint presentation reduces your lifespan by 30 minutes ...

Going by that metric, I've been dead since 1909.
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My teacher hated my Powerpoint presentation about the NRA....

Too many bullet points.
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The salesperson showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the waterpark we're going to.

It has several slides.
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My boss told me to make a PowerPoint presentation about water parks.

There's loads of slides.
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Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovahs Witnesses: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior?

Me: Of course! please come in!

[door slams shut and locks, lights dim, PowerPoint presentation begins]]

Me: But first I wanna tell you about a timeshare opportunity!!!
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Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date.

Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation.
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